it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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