ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
