Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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