they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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