Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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