I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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