i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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