I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
