is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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