I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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