I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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