I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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