Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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