Swine flu. Run for my life!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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