I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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