She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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