Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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