we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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