I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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