drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Randomize