There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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