You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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