are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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