Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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