We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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