so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Don't tell me you're on acid again
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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