I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
it's like iHOP with fire
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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