i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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