I think my vagina is haunted
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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