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(512): View more from Texas

Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good

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(415): View more from California

mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you

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(619): View more from California

I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.

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(406): View more from Montana

I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".

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(317): View more from Indiana

He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him

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(731): View more from Tennessee

The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.

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(626): View more from California

Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.

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