You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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