you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar