and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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