I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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