Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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