i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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