Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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