so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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