He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She's like a pop up book from hell.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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