Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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