We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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