PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just forgot I was standing up.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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