Who did Billy Mays play for?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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