You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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