She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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