she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Randomize