the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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