Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He has the fingertips of a God