You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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