And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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