She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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