i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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