Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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