theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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