I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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