Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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